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Speaking Standbys: To Someone Leaving in the Middle of Your Speech
To someone leaving in the middle of your speech: All right, but I hate to see you miss the drawing for the Lexus convertible ... Normally, that’s good for a 180-degree turn.
One-liner: Reunion
A 50th reunion is an occasion when we really appreciate old friends, fond memories, and above all—large-print name tags.
Speaking Standbys: Tripping
IF YOU TRIP OR FALL ON THE WAY TO THE PODIUM: “Let us never forget that a journey of a thousand miles can sometimes begin with one small step to the hospital.”
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